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| Let me preface this post by saying I love my dog Charlie, and anybody who messes with him messes with ME. That being said, I swear he's trying to kill me -- but he doesn't realize, he's not my insurance beneficiary.
Sunday morning, I woke up as I usually do, and set about my day. This included letting Charlie out the back door to romp about the yard and attend to his business while I attended to mine. After about 10-15 minutes, I went to let him in, as I always do. He's usually either sniffing around something and will come bounding to the door when he hears it open, or if it's raining, snowing, or just too damn cold, he'll patiently sit by the door and wait for me. Apparently, this day, he decided to be different.
I went to the door -- no Charlie.
I opened the door -- no Charlie.
I called out for him -- no Charlie.
Oh shit.
I have a couple of spaces in my stockade fence where slats are missing, and I've not had the chance to repair it yet. This typically hasn't been a problem, because Charlie knows what side of the fence his bread is buttered on, if you will. I don't know if something caught his attention to draw him through a space in the fence, or if he forgot where his boundaries were, but on this day he seemingly chose to venture forth. I quickly threw some clothes on, grabbed his leash, locked the door, and went off in pursuit.
My first logical choice was to circle the block, since I figured that's what he might do (and I'm at least as smart as a dog). As I reached a point on the next street up from mine more or less in line with my backyard, I spotted Charlie at the next cross street.
I cocked an eye at him, he cocked an eye at me, and there we stood -- cockeyed.
This only lasted a second or two, as Charlie suddenly came to the realization that he'd been found out. With that, he took off running, as did I. Unfortunately, his four legs carry his 35 pounds slightly faster than my two legs carry my 250+ pounds, so, needless to say, by the time I reached the intersection, he was nowhere to be found.
Continuing on my prior premise of being at least as smart as my dog, I continued my circuit around the block, just in case Charlie actually did what I hoped he'd do. When I reached my house, there he stood at the top of the driveway, with a look on his face as if to say, "And just WHERE have you been? I've been waiting..." The only thing missing was him impatiently tapping his paw.
With that, we went back inside. I spent the rest of the morning ignoring him, waiting for the apology that never came. There was at least one point I looked him in the eye and said, "You do realize this will wind up on my LiveJournal, don't you?".
Suffice to say, he won't be going in the backyard unsupervised until I fix the damn fence. | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | They've added theme support (including a funky, retro green-on-black "Terminal" theme that takes me back to my VAX/VMS days) to GMail, and finally appear to fully support Opera as a compatible browser. Customer responsiveness, thy name is Google... | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| | Olbermann's breaking the news now, Hillary Clinton is in "serious consideration" for the post... | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| | Subject: | geekgasm | | Time: | 09:54 am | | Current Mood: | geeky |
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| Me want... me really, REALLY want:

It's supposed to be available on Verizon at a price of $349.99 after rebate with a new two-year agreement. My "New Every Two" would knock it down to $299.99. Gots to start saving the pennies now, since availability is slated for sometime late November - early December...
Somebody stop me... | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| ...I can tell you, without hesitation, being president of this country is entirely about character. For the record, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU, but the more important question is, why aren't you, Bob? Now, this is an organization whose sole purpose is to defend the Bill of Rights, so it naturally begs the question, why would a Senator, his party's most powerful spokesman, and a candidate for President, choose to reject upholding the Constitution? Now, if you can answer that question, folks, then you're smarter than I am, because I didn't understand it until a few hours ago.
America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You've gotta want it bad, 'cause it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say, "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who's standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land is a land of the free? Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest." Now, show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms, then you can stand up and sing about the land of the free.
I've known Bob Rumson for years, and I've been operating under the assumption that the reason Bob devotes so much time and energy to shouting at the rain was that he simply didn't get it. Well, I was wrong, Bob's problem isn't that he doesn't get it, Bob's problem is that he can't sell it!
We have serious problems to solve, and we need serious people to solve them, and whatever your particular problem is, I promise you, Bob Rumson is not the least bit interested in solving it. He is interested in two things, and two things only -- making you afraid of it, and telling you who's to blame for it! That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you win elections. You gather a group of middle-aged, middle-class, middle-income voters who remember with longing an easier time, and you talk them about family and American values and character, and you wave an old photo of the President's girlfriend, and you scream about patriotism, you tell them she's to blame for their lot in life, and you go on television, and you call her a whore.
Andrew Shepard (Michael Douglas), The American President | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment  |
| There are people on this planet who actually will eat up shit like this hook, line, & sinker, and will be on streetcorners preaching it as gospel... and they are able to vote.
How far we haven't come... | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| This Washington Post article about one of Sarah Palin's recent appearances has been making the rounds for her comment about watching the news when her staffers will "let" her (don't even get me started on the inanity of that statement), but it's a comment she made later on:"Palin also made a point of mentioning that she loved to visit the "pro-America" areas of the country (emphasis mine), of which North Carolina is one. No word on which states she views as unpatriotic." that really got me thinking. If, by some insane/nefarious means, McCain/Palin were able to win the White House, might this whip enough of our nation into a fury to provoke a new Civil War? If so:- what geographic lines might the sides be split along?
- what might be the outcome?
- how would other nations react?
- could our nation actually fail from within?
Hypothesize amongst the comments... | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment  |
| The idiocy that I find myself surrounded with "professionally" (and I use that term very loosely) is a constant reminder of why our country, and our world, is in the state it's in. We've grown used to "good enough", "kinder, gentler", "politically correct", and all those other terms that allow for anything less than excellence.
Screw that. BE excellent. DO better. REACH higher. Put out the fucking effort or go the fuck home, because frankly, life's too goddamn short and my time on this planet is too valuable. I don't want average (which usually winds up as mediocre) in ANYTHING.
Rant over... | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| because, according to John McCain, Barack Obama has one.
Is he saying that Obama is pulling pregnant women off the streets into abortion clinics and forcing abortions upon them, against their will? Is Obama, on top of everything else, a eugenicist bent on perfecting his future generations of minions through forced genetic manipulation and racial purification? This would be only one step away from the killing & eating of babies that McCain and Palin would have you further believe Obama engages in.
Somebody, PLEASE, stop the fucking insanity (and for those of you who don't understand sarcasm, I ain't talkin' about Obama)... | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Let's see how this goes...
9:05pm: nice for Obama to point out the AIG post-bailout stupidity
9:10pm: and "suspending" your campaign is now looked on as one of your biggest mistakes; I call bullshit on blaming Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac -- look at the banks & mortgage brokers that facilitated these loans, and the outright fraud they perpetrated
9:15pm: nice counterpunch by Obama
9:17pm: nice rhetoric from McCain, but no, unfortunately, we're NOT the best any longer
9:21pm: "trying to address climate change" -- you mean that topic your running mate doesn't believe is man-made?
9:23pm: yup, gotta make sure to mention the terrorists
9:26pm: I like Obama's prority ranking, and the fact that he inserted education as a priority; the nod to Kennedy's challenge to reach the moon in ten years was a nice touch
9:31pm: Obama's response started slowly, and I'm surprised he invoked memories of 9/11, but he finished smoothly, including Peace Corps expansion plans
9:34pm: "people like Senator McCain & myself, who don't need help, won't get it" -- good shot
9:36pm: yeah, John, about that healthcare plan tax credit...
9:40pm: okay, and WHAT EXACTLY IS IT WE KNOW about how to fix Social Security? you missed that part, John...
9:45pm: way to point out McCain's experience working against him, and so much for "drill, baby, drill"
9:48pm: we've got to drill now, but IT WON'T HAVE ANY IMPACT FOR TEN YEARS, YOU TWIT!!!
and somewhere in here is where I fell asleep :-(
overall, I'm hearing it was, at worst, a tie for Obama, which is as good as a win in his case. I'll have to see if I can catch a CNN replay at some point. | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| and even better, she's managed to piss of Madeleine Albright by misusing a quote of Albright's to further her own political gains.
It seems that Ms. Albright once made the statement, in a non-political context, "“There’s a place in Hell reserved for women who don’t help other women". Ms. Palin twisted those words to her own end, stating, "There’s a place in Hell reserved for women who don’t support other women".
Ms. Albright, class act that she is, responded as so (emphasis mine):
”Though I am flattered that Governor Palin has chosen to cite me as a source of wisdom, what I said had nothing to do with politics. This is yet another example of McCain and Palin distorting the truth, and all the more reason to remember that this campaign is not about gender, it is about which candidate has an agenda that will improve the lives of all Americans, including women.
The truth is, if you care about the status of women in our society and in our troubled economy, the best choice by far is Obama-Biden.”
To Ms. Palin, I can only quote Tim Curry as Cardinal Richelieu in The Three Musketeers, "You first". She has done so little to help or support other women, and in fact so much to hurt and hinder them, that I hope that the afterlife, whatever it may be, will accord her "proper" treatment.
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| most people involved in those fields are utterly useless, and should be shot to remove them from MY misery...
How fucking intelligent does one need to be to, oh, I don't know, KEEP an appointment sent to your calendar (and accepted by you) three days prior, or actually give a flying damn to check that the files that you sent me actually contain the content you supposedly so carefully built?
I guarantee I know what happened in the latter case, these twits opened the .zip file, modified one file, saved it, and though that it saved back into the .zip file. Chances are, their carefully crafted content is sitting in someone's \Windows\tmp or \My Documents folder.
dum-da-dum-dum-DUMB!!!!
fuggit, I'm in Cincy this weekend with my sweetie... they've got 60 minutes to get the damn thing to me, or else it's happening Monday... | comments: Leave a comment  |
| Again, courtesy of the West Wing, these words from Jed Bartlet would have been a great retort to some of Palin's parroted "talking points":
"There it is. That's the ten word answer my staff's been looking for for two weeks. There it is. Ten-word answers can kill you in political campaigns. They're the tip of the sword.
Here's my question: What are the next ten words of your answer? Your taxes are too high? So are mine. Give me the next ten words. How are we going to do it? Give me ten after that, I'll drop out of the race right now.
Every once in a while... every once in a while, there's a day with an absolute right and an absolute wrong, but those days almost always include body counts. Other than that, there aren't very many unnuanced moments in leading a country that's way too big for ten words.
I'm (running for the Vice-)President of the United States, not the (Vice-)President of the people who agree with me. And by the way, if the left has a problem with that, they should vote for somebody else."
"The West Wing" Game On (2002) | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| In the CNN review of last night's debate, the prospect was raised that last night was Sarah Palin's "coming out party" as a serious contender for the nomination in 2012. Yes, you read that right, 2012, not 2016.
Is John McCain really positioning himself as a potential one-term President? And what in the name of all that's holy is the RNC smoking if they think that this puffball could succeed him?
No, no, OMGWTFBBQ NO!!!
I did, however, like the further comment that, in characterizing herself as a "Joe Six-Pack" kind of person, it was observed that she's firmly identifying with (the commentator's words, not mine) "George W. Twelve-Pack", and the country seems to realize that's not what we need.
I refer you to a piece on Meaningful Distraction, titled I WANT TO FEEL LIKE I CAN SHARE A SIX PACK WITH MY PRESIDENT, NOT THAT “JOE SIX PACK” IS MY PRESIDENT. It's stated just about as well as could be. | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment  |
| I'm giving the first 15 minutes solidly to Biden; Palin is so "Aunt Fluffy" right now it's hilarious...
9:20 pm Biden with a nice smackdown of the McCain healthcare proposal
9:24pm Palin "I've been at this for what, five weeks?" damn skippy, and that's just one of the many reasons why I dislike her
9:28pm nice dodge of the subprime mortgage mess, Palin
9:33pm um, Sarah, did you miss the "won't produce a drop for TEN YEARS detail???"
9:36pm here comes the religion... Palin is clearly uncomfortable with what she's saying; Biden has been nothing but complimentary, and not the least bit condescending
9:46pm holy shit, she just said "nucular" FOUR times
9:50pm Biden got a little hot on McCain's ridiculous approach to diplomacy, but DAMN was that well-phrased
9:56pm Palin "there's just too much finger-pointing backwards" condescend much?
10:07pm Palin is vacillating between Sweet Sally Homespun and the Stepford Candidate, and she really isn't attaching herself well to McCain's policies, where Biden is actively promoting himself and Obama as a team, while banging HARD on McCain's policy flaws
10:14pm "No Child Left Behind" was an unfunded mandate that LOWERED standards, rather than working to RAISE results, and it was an abject failure
10:17 nice shot across Cheney's bow, "the most dangerous Vice President we've had"
10:19pm can I be Joe Biden when I grow up? I really, REALLY like what I'm hearing, and I could deal with seeing him in the West Wing in 2016
10:22pm I think Biden just pointed out that the emperor is NAKED!!! woo-hoo!!!
10:25pm Biden's answer demonstrated personal growth and evolving viewpoints, where Palin admitted she "quasi-caved" by approving budgets she didn't agree with? Swing & a miss by Palin...
Winner: Biden by a freakin' landslide | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment  |
| As many of you know, I'm a HUGE fan of The West Wing. While searching for a particular quote this morning (the one katerinfg started into last week at Muldoon's, about making the election about qualified, and not), I came across a posting about a bit Aaron Sorkin had done for the NY Times, a fictional conversation between Barack Obama and Josiah Bartlet. I've reposted it here in its entirety, because it's just too good to pass up:
( read on, this is a good one ) | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
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